Kicking off your morning with a fat spliff is generally frowned upon, unfortunately. But you could definitely get away with a cheeky spreading of this delicious strawberry jam.
This stuff contains REAL hemp seed oil from the cannabis sativa plant – and that delightful crunch is none other than a gentle sprinkling of the seeds themselves, just like in a normal jam. If seeded jam is your jam. Oop, see what we did there?
Don’t worry, you won’t be sauntering into the office with red eyes and a chilled out demeanor most unsuitable for a Monday morning. *puts on lab coat* This stuff can’t get you high as it contains no THC, the psychoactive compound in marjiuana that makes you start talking to trees and feeling up the carpet.
On the contrary, this stuff will have you feeling good rather than funky. Hemp seeds are exceptionally nutritious and rich in healthy fats, protein, and various minerals. And we all know strawberries are good for your soul. It’s basically better for you than a salad!
Can’t say that about a doobie, can you?