Peter Piper Glass Dildo Pipe

In the wise words of Gucci Mane on the epic track “Freaky Gurl” — later remixed to add Lil Kim and Ludacris (squad goals) — “She’s a very freaky girl, don’t bring her to momma, first you get her name, then you get her number, then you get some brain in the backseat of a Hummer.”

If you’re thinking, that sounds like me, or consider yourself to be the type of person even Gucci Mane would call a freak, this is the glass dildo pipe for you.

The Peter Piper Pecker Puffer Glass Pipe Dildo combines sex and weed in the weirdest, most creative way: it’s both a sex toy and a pipe.

At long last, one can smoke weed freely out of their partner’s orifice, a future we always dreamed of but never thought possible.

Due to the wild nature of the product and potential trips to the burn unit, this one is for bona fide freaks only.

You can grab one now by clicking the “I want one!” button.